Billy: Hey Joely-Moley, how ya holdin out?

Joel: Do away wil' Biwwy!

Benji: Ah man! dad really did it this time! havin you put in the mental hospital  for tryin' to kill him with a duck's mouth!

Paul: Uh, kid, I believe that was you, and the cops thought it was Joel, and you didn't tell them it was you.

Benji: shut the hell up man!

Billy: NO!! HA HA!! IT WAS ME!!! EVIL BILLY!!!

Benji: Billy, did you forget to take your ritalin again?

Billy: ritalin? ritalin? whats RITALIN? HA HA can I eat it?!?!?!?!

Paul: Billy, you're causing a scene.

Billy: How so?

Paul: From all-

Billy: It's cuz I'm pretty isn't it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No I'm not pretty....I'm sexy! You think I'm sexy too Paul don't you?!? Sorry, I don't swing that way....usually.

*Billy puts hand on Paul's shoulder, rubbing it*

Paul: Please remove your hand from my body, Billy.

Billy: I'm sexier than you! You're just mad!

Joel: Benji, no matta what, don't you worry my homie G dawg, you and me gon' be bros fa life!

Paul: Is personality change one of the side-effects shocks?

Benji: Um, ya, Joel, we were born together

Joel: What the fudge-nugget? No we wazn't we be homies, we got different mamas , but that don't matta a thing, we both be rappaz fo life fo sho fo sheezy my neezy.....so that makes us bruthas in da hood.

Benji: well, ya got the hood thing right

Billy: You think I'm sexy too, don't you Benji?

Benji: Oh so very much. *says this nostalgically*

Billy: Well, after we leave, you know where I'll be.  *raises eyebrows in a sexy way*

Benji: In the bathroom throwing up?

Paul: Can we just finish up here?

Joel: Oh hunny, you must learn to be patient. Be patient and good things will come from above.

Paul: above....like.....uh...Canada?

Joel: no sweety-pie, I mean from God and the heavens. He loves you, he wants you stop listening to that devils music "Good Charlotte".

Benji: Joel, thats the band you're in too, guy

Paul: just let him rest, lets go.

Billy: he doesn't want me to go, I'm too sexy, don't you think so Joel?

Joel: I'm the devil!!! I am satan!!!  *spews green slime*

Billy: Yummy!! Can I eat it?!?!?!?!

Paul: Yes Billy, eat it!! see if it KILLS YOU!!!!

Joel: hey guys, what the hecknacious are we doing here? I'm in this band called Good Charlotte....or maybe it was the clash. ya, I'm in a band called  the clash...*smiles deviously* can you get me back to them? or I'll kill you!!

* ending ^^ Joel joins the clash, Benji and Billy get married, Paul becomes a monk for the devil*