Joel's so ghetto he's got a bandana for every shade of every color of the rainbow.

Joel's so ghetto he brushes, but he doesnt floss.

Joel's so ghetto when he washes his hair, he doesnt 'repeat if desired'

Joel's so ghetto he talks back to his rice krispies.

Joel's so ghetto that he swears he's realted to p-diddy.

Joel's so ghetto he wears benjis pants instead of his for the baggy look.

Joel's so ghetto when his pants break he staples them back together.

Joel's so ghetto he has a receding hair line.

Joel's so ghetto he wears wifebeaters and purposely stains them so he looks more ghetto.

Joel's so ghetto he drinks Dr.Pepper when he has a cold.

Joel's so ghetto he eats cashdoggs leftovers.