Benji is so hardcore he steals tampons from the store.
Benji's so hardcore he drinks straight from the carton
Benji's so hardcore that he'll like my cotton candy colored hair
Benji's so hardcore he owns Ca$hdogg
Benji's so hardcore he steals clothes from Joel
Benji's so hardcore he gets paul to poke him in the eye to make is eyeliner run
Benjis so hardcore, he can get chicks and not shower in weeks
Benji's so hardcore he writes in eyeliner
Benji's so hardcore he wears his pants on his head so as not to conform to the 'normal' way of wearing them
Benji is sooo hardcore he´s small but kicks ass
Benji is so hardcore he uses his eyeliner everywhere
Benji is so hardcore has the balls to talk to fans on the phone
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't use regular eyeliner, he uses Crayola markers
Benji's so hardcore he spikes his pubes with glue
Benji's so hardcore that he was in Not Another Teen Movie and is able to say, "Yeah, I was in a really horrible movie, but you can still see me for .000003 seconds so it makes it all good!"
benji is so hardcore he walks on the grass instead of the sidewalk
Benji is so hardcore he walks on the street instead of the sidewalk!
Benji's so hardcore instead of eyeliner he uses a Sharpie
Benji's so hardcore he wrote a note in the jacket of the cd booklet to spread the word that he does not shower so more people will think he is hardcore.
Benji's so hadrcore that he does #2 on the bus
Benji's so hardcore he is is the "self-proclaimed" leader of the group
benji's so hardcore he hosted TRL with his brother
Benjis so hardcore he has some non heard of messenger will the rest of us non-hardcoriness have aim or msn
benjis so hardcore... um... I forgot why, but he is!
Benji's so hardcore he eats cereal with orange juice.
Benji's so hardcore he goes out in the snow wearing only bike shorts.
Benji's so hardcore he climbs trees and then has Joel call the fire department to get him down.
Benji's so hardcore he plays with punk Barbies AND draws tattoos on them.
Benji's so hardcore he likes bands he hasn't even heard of.
Benji is so hardcore he steals Joel's tampons
Benji is so hardcore he steals Joel's birthday presents
Benji is so hardcore he speaks. In sentence fragments. He also uses runons all the time, it annoys everyone else constantly.
Benji is so hardcore that hes a vegetarian.
Benji is so hardcore that he doesnt put the toilet seat down when hes finished.
Benji is so hardcore that he wears two hats instead of one.
Benji is so hardcore that he eats his cereal with a spork and carries a spare spork in his pocket.
Benji's so hardcore that he paints his nails with a sharpie.
Benji's so hardcore that when he orders pizza he pays in all pennies.
Benji's so hardcore he calls Joel a biatch!
Benji's so hardcore he wears a casualties shirt.....EVERYDAY!!!
Benji's so hardcore he puts pink in his hair! and likes it!!
Benji's so hardcore he takes the CD out of the player without pressing stop
benji's so hardcore...even when he's in his J.Crew gear...he's still a punk.
benji's so hardcore...he's appeared on trl, enjoyed, and still thinks he's harcore.
Benji's so hardcore he eats his cereal with a fork
Benji's so hardcore he wipes with a brillo pad
Benji's so hardcore he sings along to the soft and dry deodorant commercials.
Benji's so hardcore he watches Lifetime, television for women.
Benji's so hardcore he can dye his hair pink and not have his manliness questioned.
Benji's so hardcore he can host TRL.
Benji's so hardcore he spells out his favorite punk band's names in his alphabet cereal
Benji's so hardcore he still sleeps w/his binky
Benji's so hardcore that he shaved his head just to prove hardcoreness
Benji's so hardcore he opens his soda cans with his teeth
Benji is so hardcore he eats his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust and doesn't drink milk
Benjis so hardcore he can frolick around singing "Someones in the kitchen with jesus, someones in the kitchen I knoooooww" and stopping randomly to shake his nothing of an ass.
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't use deodorant
Benji's so hardcore he steals everybody else's tampons too...
Benji's so hardcore he pays his bills in pennies
Benji's so hardcore he sleeps during class
Benji's so hardcore he doesn't get Joel (or anyone else, for that matter) a birthday present
Benji's so hardcore he lathers, rinses and doesn't repeat!
Benji's so hardcore he eats his dessert...before he eats his dinner
Benji's so hardcore he wears safety pins instead of body jewellery.
Benji's so hardcore he got Cash a lip ring.
Benji's so hardcore he pees on hydrants.
Benji's so hardcore he plays soccer barefoot.
Benji's so hardcore he only eats sh!t past the expiration date.
Benji is so hardcore he can pick his nose and make it sexy
Benji is so hardcore he waxes his bikini line
benji's so hardcore that he doesn't turn off the lights when he leaves the room
